Person A who is: - a blonde - exceptionally good at physical combat - has the brightest smile everyone has ever seen - bi af - is a knight in shining armor
Person B who: - has black hair - and sharp cheekbones - is different than the rest of the society, probably too different - is gay - actually also saves the blonde, they’re in love okay, they save each other
My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
Garkit,
Garpaw,
and, if fortune favors the cat in question,
Garstar
Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed
I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.
All of the messages that say we’re broken, lesser than, missing out on something vital to human experience are wrong and we reject them everyday by being ourselves.
Discovering and embracing your asexual spectrum identity is a powerful experience.
Watching ace folks build and rebuild our community after all the attempts to erase or deny us is so empowering.
Being ace spectrum isn’t always easy, but we’re going to make it. After everything you’ve been through, you’re still here. How ace-mazing are you!
whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang
